Amman, Jordan - (Associated Mess): President Bush's presidential plane Scareforce One had to be quarantined today in the Jordanian capital Amman after CIA tests for Polonium 210 located traces of the toxic material on board
President Bush has rejected calls from every quarter and all political spectrums from those who believe it is time to pull US troops out of Iraq. Many Democrats have long recommended the same things.
Georgetown, DC (APE) - The president's chief political adviser, Karl Rove, was rushed to Georgetown University Hospital last night in serious condition. The White House stated that Rove had
New York, NY (Faux News) - Fox news today announced that it was releasing a new cartoon show, which would primarily be directed towards acquiring children as new viewers.
The Spoof! can exclusively reveal that dozens of schools are using flat-earth theory teaching materials condemned by the government as 'not appropriate to support the science curriculum, and, well, stupid.'...
Amman, Jordan (Rotters) - Iraqi prime minister, Miki al-Browni stated on Thursday that forces would be in place by July of next year to weather whatever storm of civil
From: Prexy43 [Bush]
To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin]
Subject: re: weather or not? NOT!
Good to hear you're getting such Texasy weather. Man, 60+ degrees in Boston on December 1? All I can say is... you're welcome, bitch.
That's right. I'm