Stories Archive by Month - November

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Scareforce One Tests Positive

Amman, Jordan - (Associated Mess): President Bush's presidential plane Scareforce One had to be quarantined today in the Jordanian capital Amman after CIA tests for Polonium 210 located traces of the toxic material on board

 The Spoof
Added: 01 December 2006
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Men's Hygiene Forum

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 The Chortler
Added: 01 December 2006
"Just Ain't Gonna Happen!" - Gw Bush

"Just Ain't Gonna Happen!" - Gw Bush

President Bush has rejected calls from every quarter and all political spectrums from those who believe it is time to pull US troops out of Iraq. Many Democrats have long recommended the same things.

 The Spoof
Added: 01 December 2006
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Karl Rove In Serious Condition, Victim of Suspected Poisoning

Georgetown, DC (APE) - The president's chief political adviser, Karl Rove, was rushed to Georgetown University Hospital last night in serious condition. The White House stated that Rove had

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 December 2006
Fox News Announces Saturday Morning Cartoon Show For Kids

Fox News Announces Saturday Morning Cartoon Show For Kids

New York, NY (Faux News) - Fox news today announced that it was releasing a new cartoon show, which would primarily be directed towards acquiring children as new viewers.

Alarm Over Rise In Teaching of Flat-earth Theory In Schools As "Alternative To Intelligence"

Alarm Over Rise In Teaching of Flat-earth Theory In Schools As "Alternative To Intelligence"

The Spoof! can exclusively reveal that dozens of schools are using flat-earth theory teaching materials condemned by the government as 'not appropriate to support the science curriculum, and, well, stupid.'...

 The Spoof
Added: 01 December 2006
Bush Compliments Iraqi Prime Minister For Doing A Heck of A Job

Bush Compliments Iraqi Prime Minister For Doing A "Heck of A Job"

Amman, Jordan (Rotters) - Iraqi prime minister, Miki al-Browni stated on Thursday that forces would be in place by July of next year to weather whatever storm of civil

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 December 2006
Global Warming Is My Friend

Global Warming Is My Friend

From: Prexy43 [Bush] To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin] Subject: re: weather or not? NOT! Good to hear you're getting such Texasy weather. Man, 60+ degrees in Boston on December 1? All I can say is... you're welcome, bitch. That's right. I'm

 George Bush Is My Friend
Added: 01 December 2006


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