Stories Archive by Month - December
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The American President Declares The British Monarch An Incestuous Magnet
Today the American President publicized that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Beatrice of York has been feeling wet for Prince Williams for a long time and is asking if Prince Williams
Kyla Ebbert New Employer Is Bill Clinton
Kyla Ebbert was embarrassed last month when a jealous Southwest flight attendant from a San Diego flight told her to change her clothes so that her crotch would not be displayed. Since then she has
Bush Welcomes Gore With Low-carbon Ceremony
(2007-11-26) -- President George Bush today demonstrated that he can be gracious to his defeated opponents by welcoming former presidential rival Al Gore to the White House with a low-carbon ceremony to celebrate Mr. Gore's
Colt Brennan For Heisman? Anyone? Just Me?
University of Hawaii qb Colt Brennan threw for 495 yards and five touchdowns Saturday in a victory over #19 Boise State.
A Fond Look Back: Bill Callahan
Nebraska coaching legend Tom Osborne, acting as interim athletic director, took time out between an inhale and an exhale to fire coach Bill Callahan.
Vick Spends Thanksgiving In Stir
Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick spent Thanksgiving 2007 in jail as a result of the plea bargain agreement in his recent dogfighting case.
Gorgon Brown Denies Black Monday Fears
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