Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The
Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism.
Barack Obama, the American
Scientists at the WIATOSLTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?).
Delegates to the WIATOSLTA (What Is All
Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints
Los Angeles, CA - A now famous 'misquoted misspelling' caused Selena Gomez such embarrassment, she missed attending the Teen Talent Awards show last month, instead, preferring to stay home and watch it on TV.
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