A new reality TV show in which celebrities will attempt suicide live on TV is to be launched in the next month.
Celebrities lined up so far include Noel Edmunds, Vanessa Feltch, Bobby Davro
There's a hold up in The Bronx, Brooklyn's broken out in fights. There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights, there's a scout troop short a child, Kruschov's due in Eidelwild...
But
It probably won't reach the quality newspapers, but Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin, was left hopping mad today by Wikileaks revelations which announced to the whole wide world that she had
U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply
News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity.
Meanwhile, his
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Stacey Solomon - most satirists would love to take a pop at her, but they just can't. What's to take a pop at? The girl is deeply dippy in a 'Right Said Fred' way, and
Boffins worldwide have been stunned by findings that suggest flying saucers can be explained by distressed male organs.
Professor Cletus X Scrotum, of the Institute of Weird Science at Harvard, has been studying the phenomenon of