Stories Archive by Month - December

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Why Joey Is Not Like The Other Boys

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 The Chortler
Added: 08 December 2005
Nobel Prize Group Drops Writing Requirement

Nobel Prize Group Drops Writing Requirement

(2005-12-08) ? The Swedish Academy announced today that starting next year it would grant Nobel Prizes in literature without regard to whether the nominees have written anything. The news comes just a day after Nobel Prize-winning

 Scrapple Face
Added: 08 December 2005
Britney Spears Boots Kevin Federline Out

Britney Spears Boots Kevin Federline Out

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Saddam To Add Cheerleaders To Defense Team

Saddam To Add Cheerleaders To Defense Team

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 Bongo News
Added: 08 December 2005
George W. Bush Blames Mom For Troubles In Iraq

George W. Bush Blames Mom For Troubles In Iraq

Unconfirmed Sources report the Bush Administration has decided not to accept full responsibility for the problems in Iraq. White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan told reporters the Administration has found the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 08 December 2005
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Hastert Wants Capitol Holiday Tree To Be Called A Christmas Tree Again: Blames Japs

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 Bongo News
Added: 08 December 2005
Professor Cleared of Eight Terror Charges

Professor Cleared of Eight Terror Charges

Tampa, FL (APE) - In a stunning setback for federal prosecutors and the USA Patriot Act, a federal jury today cleared a former professor of 8 of 17 charges. The

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 08 December 2005
Rumsfeld Sets Conditions For Pentagon Pullout

Rumsfeld Sets Conditions For Pentagon Pullout

(2005-12-08) ? Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today addressed rumors he plans to resign in early 2006 by listing conditions for his withdrawal from the Pentagon, but he stopped short of giving a timeline. ?The objective has

 Scrapple Face
Added: 08 December 2005


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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