Stories Archive by Month - December

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Chalk Up Bengal #8

Cincinnati Bengals' cornerback Deltha O'Neal was charged with driving while intoxicated Saturday after being stopped at a checkpoint....

 Sportalicious!
Added: 13 December 2006
Cops Warn Radioactive Cocaine May Have Killed Spook

Cops Warn Radioactive Cocaine May Have Killed Spook

London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the toxic poisoning of ex-KGB spook Alex Litvinenko have issued a grim warning to partying Londoners that this year's Xmas supplies of cocaine may have been contaminated with Plutonium...

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2006
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The Dalai Lama Predicts That Kierkegaard Will Be Reincarnated As Osho On Christmas Eve

The virginity of our Blessed Lady was defined under anathema in the third canon of the Lateran Council held in the time of Pope Martin I, A.D. 649. The Nicene-Constantinopolitan Creed, as recited in the

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2006
Angelina Jolie In Jennifer Aniston's Stolen Diary

Angelina Jolie In Jennifer Aniston's Stolen Diary

Six pages from Jennifer Aniston's personal diary appeared on eBay, mostly detailing Aniston's intense loathing of Angelina Jolie and opinions on recent world events.

Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

In surprising news today, American radio personality, Rush Limbaugh bought The Desert Bedouin chain of Indian-owned motels from the Patel family. The Desert Bedouin has been a fixture in American culture for the last 20...

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2006
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Tough-talking Dems Shy Away From Georgia Rep's Impeachment Move

WASHINGTON, D.C. U.S. Representative Cynthia McKinney, who introduced legislation to impeach President George W. Bush last week, is working hard to gather support for her proposal among fellow Democrats as her party prepares to take

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2006
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Nation Looks To Vernon Jordan To Decide The New Iraq War Policy

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 Bongo News
Added: 13 December 2006
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Guv Sez BSU Playing For 'All of Idaho'

The governor of Idaho, at a pep rally for the BCS-bound Boise State football team, told the players they were playing not just for themselves and their school but for all Idahoans....

 Sportalicious!
Added: 13 December 2006


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