Stories Archive by Month - December
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Benefit Scroungers To Be Branded In New Government Initiative
In a distinctly un-seasonal move today the Government has announced that in future people on state benefits will have to be branded with an X on their forehead. A spokesman told us:...
Police Are Demanding Songs From Offenders To Avoid Being Ticketed
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Star-bellied Sneeches Protest Nais
Washington, DC- A spokesman for the USDA noted today that 'We have been informed by our secret sources that our National Animal Identification System (NAIS) has missed a group that we should have been tracking
Classic Clips From Saturday Night Live's First Season
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Bush Rejects Iraq Study Group Report: 2000 More Americans Look Forward To Dying
WASHINGTON (UCS News) Many in the USA and abroad are disappointed in the President's negative response to the Irag Study Group's recommendations. Presidential Press Secretary Tony Snow stated, "The President has
Worst Christmas Gifts of All Time: A Tnoyf Guide
Syphilis- A downer at any time of the year. This stingy, discharge-producing, genital companion is particularly unwelcome during the Christmas season, when medical care is at a premium due to vacationing physicians. Nutella- Now available
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