Stories Archive by Month - December
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Leaked Memo Outlines Bush's Real Iraq Policy
While the White House has publicly postponed the announcement of the President's new Iraq strategy a leaked memo seems to indicate that President Bush has already decided on a way forward.
Bnp To Get Colour Chart As Global Warming Turns Britons Darker
Former pop star and alleged kiddie botherer, Michael Jackson, stunned fans today when he announced that he was to join the British Nationalist Party.
The Second Annual Say Something Nice About Bill O'reilly Contest
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Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer
JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor
Castration Called For To Curb Pregnancy Craze
A dark shadow stalks modern British society as the new craze of teenage pregnancy becomes ever more popular. Teenage girls are no longer turning to the cheap thrill of alcopops, over the counter painkillers and
Florida Execution Takes 34 Minutes; Officials Hopeful Hour Mark Is Within Reach
The Wednesday execution of a Florida man convicted of murder nearly three decades ago took 34 minutes, creating optimism among authorities that the coveted one hour mark may not be far off. 34 minutes is...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Hurricane Insurance And Global Warming
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