Stories Archive by Month - December
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Selig Resigns!
NEW YORK - Bud Selig has resigned his post as Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Announcing his retirement before a large gathering of hot dog vendors, batboys, and steroid salesmen, Selig said, 'Today, I consider
Bush Informed of Tibet Crisis
Following a slight earth tremor in the Himalayas ( May 2007 ) Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world dropped 16 centimetres in height.
New Airline To Fight Climate Change
New Zealand, home of the kiwi, a flightless, chicken-sized bird with hair-like feathers and a long curved beak with nostrils at it's tip; home also to the kakapo, the world's largest parrot (up to 3.5kg.),
Ron Paul Campaign: We Must Redo The Tea Party
Ron Paul supporters were upset to learn that a few donors had contributed money one minute before a major donation event officially started, causing the results of the event to be nullified.
Geminid Meteors Planted In Ground Grow Into Trees
Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - Mexican scientists recently used surplus C-130 planes to drag meteor catching nets through the upper atmosphere.
Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke
Ricky Hatton, the battling British Bulldog bruised, beaten and battered by better boxer American Floyd Mayweather at the weekend, has insisted he will not retire, and has stated his intention to return to the ring
Cheney Denies Sex Change - "I'm Having A Species Change"
Vice-President Dick 'Peace, Love And Underfunding' Cheney is to have the world's first species change. Speaking from his hospital bed last night, Cheney revealed that:...
God Recalls The Year 2007; Space-time Continuum To Be Reset Back One Year At Midnight On New Year's Eve; Quantum Mechanics Fear End of The Universe
Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of
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