Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Jordan's Musky Smell Outsells Jade Goody, Kate Moss, Kylie Et Al
Katie Price aka Jordan was laughing all the way to the bank after her new 'Twin Peaks Musk' Perfume topped the Christmas sales charts this week.
Retro-nose: France Urges Diplomacy For Earth-threatening Asteroid
The news that an asteroid will pass close to Earth in 2036 prompted a group of scientists to recommend Saturday that the United Nations arrange an international space mission to deflect the threatening space rock.
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Snowball Earth?
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, 'Snowball' Earth really became 'Slushball' Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere
New Poll Shows Americans Favor Direct, Honest Holiday Greetings
A new poll released by Rasmussen Reports shows that while 26% of Americans like stores to use “Happy Holidays” in their seasonal advertising,  the remaining 74% prefer that the businesses simply tell them to “F*** off and
Democratic Candidates Discuss ?the Race Factor? With Brit Hume
Good day. In the wake of former Atlanta Mayor Andrew Young’s assertion that Bill Clinton is just as black as Barack Obama, we are here to discuss the impact that race has historically had on
Top 11 Ways Microsoft Can Make Windows Vista Sp1 A Success
If you install it, Bill Gates will pay your taxes this year...
Hillary Prescribes 'Plan B' For Obama Post-iowa
(2007-12-12) -- With the Iowa caucuses just three weeks away, advisers to Sen. Hillary Clinton say their original plan to deal with rival Barack Obama by ignoring him -- a strategy dubbed "total abstinence" --
Scorpio horoscope
For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....
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