Stories Archive by Month - December
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Light The Spinnin Torches: First Polynesian Head Coach Ever!
Assistant coach Ken Niumatalolo was named head football coach at the Naval Academy Saturday.
Recent Poll Surge Brings Attacks On Christ Child
(2007-12-10) -- Riding a pre-Christmas surge in popularity, the baby Jesus came under attack this week from unnamed sources who leaked documents to reporters indicating that as an adult he had given speeches condemning lust,
Lonely Hearts
Women Stalked, Kidnapped and Brainwashed to Order by Dating Agency for the Desperate! Guarantees True Romance for Even the Loneliest and Most Maladjusted!
Google Using Innovative Methods To Keep Employees
Mountain View, CA − With many employees as rich as they'll get at Google, the search engine company has needed to try innovative methods to keep employees from fleeing to more exciting start ups like
Retro-nose: Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say
It was recently discovered that Pete Costello of Tacoma, Washington has been feigning retardation for nearly twenty years while his mother collected disability benefits in his name. While this level of deceit is inconceivable
Bolton Listed As Putz In Declassified Cia Document
Washington, DC (UPSI) - In a newly declassified document obtained by UPSI under a freedom of information request, it was discovered that the CIA has officially downgraded the ranking
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