Stories Archive by Month - December

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Wellesley College Shuns Hillary Clinton

Wellesley College Shuns Hillary Clinton

MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2007
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Kelly Pickler's Pussy Glows In The Dark

American Idol Queen Kelly Pickler has an unusual feature, that she hasn't told anyone about, because she didn't know it her self until today.

Bush In Talks With Statue

Bush In Talks With Statue

Prince Charles is known to have the ability to talk to plants and he has many interesting conversations with them on evenings when Camilla is 'not in the mood'.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2007
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Democrats Pray For Mike Huckabee

(Iowa : Ucs News) Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has been surging in popularity. Republicans and Democrats alike have been singing the praises of the one time Baptist minister. As evangelicals

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 December 2007
Cops Give Gorgon Brown Three Days To Cough Up

Cops Give Gorgon Brown Three Days To Cough Up

London - (Livid Mess): Metropolitan Police officers have given UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown just three days to honor their back-dated pay deal after Home Secretary Jackie Smith reneged on a 25 year 'gentlemen's agreement'.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2007
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Hillary Hires King Juan Carlos To Manage Husband

(2007-12-15) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton, concerned that controversial remarks by her husband have garnered more headlines recently than her own presidential campaign speeches, has quietly hired King Juan Carlos of Spain to serve as former

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Added: 16 December 2007
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Newspapers, Telegraph Firm Endorse Prez Candidates

(2007-12-16) -- Senators John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton this week picked up endorsements from the Des Moines Register and Boston Globe newspapers, as well as backing from the Western Union Telegraph Company and

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Added: 16 December 2007
Army Crackdown On Users

Army Crackdown On Users

London - (Narcotic Mess): The MoD has said that it regularly weeds out freelance drug-dealers poaching on its hard-won turf.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2007


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