Stories Archive by Month - December

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Bush Orders Congress Probed For Use of 'Juice'

Bush Orders Congress Probed For Use of 'Juice'

(2007-12-14) -- Now that former Sen. George Mitchell's $20 million probe of steroid use in Major League Baseball has tarnished the names of top players like Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte, President George Bush announced

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Added: 15 December 2007
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Hanks In Cheese Storm

Oscar winner and Hollywood 'Nice Guy' Tom Hanks has found himself embroiled in controversy. Claims on an undisclosed website linking AIDS to a certain brand of cream cheese have been fuelled by Hank's Oscar winning

 The Spoof
Added: 15 December 2007
Anna Rawson Named As A Cheater By Former Sentor George Mitchell With Performance-enhancing Boob

Anna Rawson Named As A Cheater By Former Sentor George Mitchell With Performance-enhancing Boob

New York, USA - Anna Rawson an up and coming Professional golfer for the LPGA has just announced from her myspace page is that she has just been identified by former Sen. George Mitchell.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 December 2007
George Mitchell Reports On Steroid Use:  "Doing Drugs Beats The Crap Out of Playing Baseball"

George Mitchell Reports On Steroid Use: "Doing Drugs Beats The Crap Out of Playing Baseball"

BOSTON - After 20 months of sniffing around the fetid locker rooms of major league baseball, George Mitchell did more than just uncover the use of steroids among some of baseball's greatest star players.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 December 2007
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All The World's A Stage For Mr. Musharraf - Pakistan Buzzes With Sounds of Silence.

If one listens carefully there is a strange new sound in Pakistan nowadays.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 December 2007
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Iowa Editor Sorry Gop Debate Got Mired In Issues

(2007-12-13) -- The Des Moines Register today apologized because yesterday's Republican presidential debate, moderated by editor Carolyn Washburn, became mired in statements about the economy, education, health care, taxation and other issues of policy and

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Added: 15 December 2007
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Santa Claus Kicks Republican Congressmen Out of The North Pole After A Visiting Delegation Molest Reindeer In Men's Bathroom

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Added: 15 December 2007
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"Say It Ain't So!" Is Kids' Reaction To Steroid Scandal

COLUMBUS, Ohio. Twelve year-old Robbie Bennett has been a star for every baseball team he's ever been on, from T-ball to 'Dad Pitch' to Little League. A pitcher, Robbie's walls are plastered with posters of

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Added: 15 December 2007


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