Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Hackers Steal Santa's Naughty And Nice List!
(North Pole) Law enforcement officials at the North Pole are reporting that a group of hackers has apparently managed to steal portions of Santa's Naughty and Nice List. Sources close to
Schwarzenegger Admits Starting California Wildfires
(ACPA-Sacramento)Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he caused the recent wildfires that caused extensive damage in the exclusive Malibu area of Southern California. The Governor acknowledged that a future version of himself...
Cia Whistleblower Kiriakou Rendered At Guantanamo Bay
Washington, DC (Rotters) - In a dramatic reversal of it's previous position, the CIA today announced that former agent and torture whistleblower John Kiriakou had been taken into custody
Hayden Admits Cia Destroyed Mitchell Report In Closed Senate Session
Washington, DC (APE) - Stunned Congressmen listened in disbelief today as CIA director Michael Hayden revealed that lawyers for the CIA had authorized the destruction of all tapes and
Annapolis: An After-shave Lotion
A leading company from Maryland, that produces creams, lotions and other chemicals to refresh faces after heavy shave with B-52 laser jets, announced here in Washington today in a product promotion ceremony, that the company
British Honeymoon Couple Flog Each Other In Sudan
(Dec 2 - Africa correspondent) A British couple in Sudan for their honeymoon, have become embroiled in the Gillian Gibbons Sudanese Mohammed the Teddy Bear War, and have asked for assistance from the British...
George W. Bush Vetoes Children's Heath Insurance And Strangles Puppy
(Washington DC) US President George W. Bush took time out from his busy schedule to deny low income children heath benefits for the second time this session. To celebrate the veto
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