Stories Archive by Month - December

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Daschle Didn?t Grant Bush Constitutional Powers

Daschle Didn?t Grant Bush Constitutional Powers

(2005-12-23) ? Former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, in an op-ed piece in today?s Washington Post, wrote that Democrats in Congress never authorized NSA surveillance of terrorist communications with U.S. residents, and he would not

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 December 2005
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Korean Stem-cell Study Promises Cure For Lying

(2005-12-23) ? New stem-cell research promises ?miraculous cures? for humans afflicted with a genetic predisposition to unethical behavior, according to Hwang Woo-suk, South Korea?s top scientist, who yesterday resigned his university job after admitting that

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 December 2005
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Bill Clinton To Play For Minnesota Vikings: "I Can Go Deep"

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 Bongo News
Added: 24 December 2005
First Lady Addresses White House Leaking

First Lady Addresses White House Leaking

Camp David, MD (Rotters) - Known for for her appropriate and thoughtful gift giving, First Lady Laura Bush today surprised the president at Camp David with a Christmas present that got

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 December 2005
My Husband Likes To Dress Up As A Girl

My Husband Likes To Dress Up As A Girl

My problem is I now long for a real man.

 Utterpants
Added: 24 December 2005
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Subway's Jared Discourages Dieters

Woodland, IOWA- John Marshall, an overweight machinist in Woodland, Iowa is just one of thousands of would be dieters who are discouraged by ‘Jared', former chubster turned spokesman for the national sandwich chain ‘Subway'. Jared

 The Spoof
Added: 24 December 2005
President Bush's Assessment of 2005

President Bush's Assessment of 2005

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 The Chortler
Added: 24 December 2005
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Dated Attitudes Deter Hookers

Hookers who take a break from careers in the sex industry are being penalised

 Utterpants
Added: 24 December 2005


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