Stories Archive by Month - December

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Teens Say No To Sex

Sexual abstinence fever hits UK; millions of cherries saved

 Utterpants
Added: 19 December 2005
Britney Spears Dumps Hubby Kevin

Britney Spears Dumps Hubby Kevin

In a move not unexpected, Pop singer Britney Spears sent husband Keven Federline packing. Publicist Margaret Smith said that 'Britney had enough of the playing around and the drinking and the immaturity. Now that they

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Protecting American Freedom By Taking Freedom Away From Americans

"9/11, 9/11, 9/11, also, 9/11." Written by Dylan Jameson WASHINGTON, D.C. (

 Poopy Caca
Added: 19 December 2005
Hugo Ballz: Harry Potter

Hugo Ballz: Harry Potter

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My Clitoris Is Like The American Flag

Girl Shaved just for Kicks

 Utterpants
Added: 19 December 2005
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"Where On Earth Would Planet Earth Be Without Bill Gates" Opens Way Off Broadway

NEW YORK - Scores if not dozens braved sub-freezing temperatures and blowing snow to attend the premier opening of the new off Broadway play, 'WHERE ON EARTH WOULD PLANET EARTH BE WITHOUT BILL GATES' hailed

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2005
Breasts Banned From Euro Disneyland

Breasts Banned From Euro Disneyland

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 Bongo News
Added: 18 December 2005
Air Marshals Celebrate "Textbook Nervous System Disabling" of Terror Suspect

Air Marshals Celebrate "Textbook Nervous System Disabling" of Terror Suspect

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 Bongo News
Added: 18 December 2005


Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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