Stories Archive by Month - December

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Eminem Used To Torture Prisoners

Eminem Used To Torture Prisoners

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 The Chortler
Added: 21 December 2005
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Iranian Leader: 'Santa Is A Myth'

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 December 2005
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Intelligent Design Unconstitutional: Church of Fsm Vows To Fight On

Dover, PA (Rotters) - Pastafarians around the world were sent reeling yesterday by a ruling from Federal Judge John E. Jones III. In a sweeping 139 page opinion, Judge Jones

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 December 2005
Bush Will Be New Year's Eavesdropping

Bush Will Be New Year's Eavesdropping

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 December 2005
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Dover Must Change Evolution Policy Within 40m Years

(2005-12-20) ? In the biggest evolution case since the Scopes Monkey trial of 1925, U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III today ruled that the so-called Intelligent Design theory of origins is not science, and

 Scrapple Face
Added: 21 December 2005
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Roughly One Quarter of Newborns "Morbidly Obese" Say Scottish Health Authorities

An estimated one in three and a half (or two in seven) newborn Scots children are now beginning life morbidly obese, according to figures published earlier today. A study conducted by the Greater Glasgow National

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2005
Britney Spears Sues Over Sex Video Story

Britney Spears Sues Over Sex Video Story

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Boy George Bets No Delay Case

Washington, DC (O! Online) - Boy George just got a big bag of Christmas switches from a Texas judge. The "Political Capital" President's prediction that the money laundering case against

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 December 2005


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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......

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