Stories Archive by Month - December
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Representative Goode Elaborates On Anti-koran Message In Minneapolis
Minneapolis, MN (Rotters) - Representatives Virgil Goode (R-VA) today sought to elaborate on his controversial statements in regards to using the Koran to swear in recently elected Muslim representative
Marines ?massacre? Trial Inspires Qaeda, Sadr
(2006-12-22) -- A day after eight U.S. Marines were charged in connection with the killing of 20 Iraqi civilians in Haditha last November, al Qaeda and Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr announced they would begin prosecuting
The Beautiful Game's Not Bent After All
The world of football was reeling tonight when it was revealed that following a top level report by some toff, the beautiful game is deemed to be as clean a whistle.
Uri Geller Charged With Attempting To Murder His Own Cock
Scotland Yard last night confirmed that deadbeat, alcoholic, has been, Uri Geller, had been charged with attempted murder, following the botched assassination of his own cock.
Christmas Fog Chaos: Thousands of News Stories Abandoned
BREAKING FOG: It's foggy.
Stunning Stat: 5 Percent of Americans Virgins On Wedding Day
New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President
Ww2 Veterans Gather To Celebrate Vd Day
There were emotional scenes in London today, as many WW2 veterans gathered in the city centre to celebrate VD Day.
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