Stories Archive by Month - December

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Israel Hosts Holocaust Affirmation Conference

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 December 2006
Man Sues Army After Buttocks Are Removed

Man Sues Army After Buttocks Are Removed

A Newcastle man, who was wounded in the buttocks whilst serving in Iraq, is to sue the army for damages. Bob Parts, 32, told our reporters, 'I joined the army to have a career and

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2006
The Great Christmas Turn On

The Great Christmas Turn On

Protests as Government Awards Christmas Franchise to Porn Baron! Nativity Sidelined in Favour of 'Sexy Santa' as New 'Adult' Orientated Yuletide Unveiled!

 The Sleaze
Added: 21 December 2006
Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Following on from the recent Procul Harum court case, sensational news today that the Green Cross Man, real name Dave Prowse, is to sue Darth Vader, real name Dave Prowse for 50% of his joint

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2006
Men Accuse Trump of C***-Blocking In Miss Usa Case

Men Accuse Trump of "C***-Blocking" In Miss Usa Case

Men from around the nation gathered at the doors of Trump Towers early this morning to protest Donald Trump's decision to conditionally reinstate Miss USA Tara Conner. To a man, the protesters said they were

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 21 December 2006
Why Didn't Donald Trump Fire Miss Usa's Beautiful Ass?

Why Didn't Donald Trump Fire Miss Usa's Beautiful Ass?

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 The Chortler
Added: 21 December 2006
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Trump Gives Miss Usa A Second Chance, Then Tries To Nail Her

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 December 2006
Berger: Archive Docs May Have Gone Up In Smoke

Berger: Archive Docs May Have Gone Up In Smoke

(2006-12-21) -- Clinton administration National Security Adviser Samuel 'Sandy' Berger today said he "still can't say for sure" what happened to several classified documents he removed from the National Archives in October 2003, but that

 Scrapple Face
Added: 21 December 2006


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