Stories Archive by Month - December
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Vice President Dick Cheney To Host Children's Television Show
Ron Paul rebels learned today that Vice President Dick Cheney will host a televised reading of a children's story on Christmas Eve. It is the first public appearance by Cheney since he was treated for
Jamie Lynn Spearheads "DAM'S"
Oprah, and Dr Phil said today on National Television, that Jamie should do something positive with her life.
Norad/google Santa Tracker Goes Horribly Wrong
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Children worldwide breathed a collective sigh of relief as Santa reportedly dodged an errant anti-missile strike this evening. The Department of Defense insisted that the
United Airlines Out of Red - Saved By Bell
United Airlines, once in the red and near bankruptcy up to its wing tips, is at last flying in the black, able to spread great Christmas cheer, paying $250 million to shareholders at year's end.
Tokyo's "Fearless" Mice Now Probing City's Infrastructure, Officials Say
Genetically engineered mice that recently escaped from a Tokyo university and have no fear of cats are conducting probing operations against the city's infrast...
Hillary Clinton In Makeup Scandal
Aspiring presidential candidate and New York senator Hillary Clinton accidentally attended a Democratic fundraiser at the Washington, DC Marriot last night dressed in dowdy clothes and without her make-up and false teeth revealing her to
Ron Paul Polling Very Low
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unconfirmed Sources has decided to conduct its own, scientific and independent poll to verify whether or not Ron Paul has any support. Using our crack team of Ivy
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