Stories Archive by Month - December

LAS VEGAS - Karl, explain to Senator Cornyn that you can't have imports without exports and you can't have exports without imports, and you can't have either or without open markets, and you can't have

It was intended to be the beginning of a new fashion trend. One that would both redeem the monarchy while extolling their frugality. But as such things are wont to do the entire

Kelly Osbourne celebrated the festive season with a full frontal, foul-mouthed tirade on Twitter against her once great love and ex-fiance. The wannabe TV star and her model-fiance Luke Worrall split in July after she

Multi-billion dollar clusterfk H&R Block has found that their business partners are more than willing to help them find new and better ways to fk their customers over: This year, it's HSBC, who's yanked the

The strangest place in the world - Twitter this week seems to have been obsessed with celebrity deaths. Firstly, Adam Sandler was supposed to have died in a snowboard accident. Then we had the news

Gordon Brown, Britain's last failed Prime minister and Chancellor, has been retained by Laurent Gbagbo as a post-election consultant. Gbagbo, Ivory Coast's presidential incumbent, was last night locked in discussions with Brown, considering the be...

SANTA MONICA, California - Young teenage heartthrob Selena Gomez has just informed a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she has had a crush on Shia LaBeouf for quite sometime. The girl who raked

"We are sick and tired," announced the Director of the CDC at a press conference in Atlanta today, "of seeing people and things -- especially Internet stories and rumors -- GOING VIRAL." He continued, "We