Stories Archive by Month - December
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Christmas Horror Averted By Farmer
Recently deceased Bert Matthews was today found by MI5 with his penis firmly stuck into a turkey. He told secret agents he was saving the world from a festive epidemic of colossal proportions. One of
Paris Jackson To Cry Her Guts Out At Dr. Conrad Murray Trial
If it doesn't fit you must acquit. Not since the trial of O.J. Simpson has the world been so fixated on a homicide trial. Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, died on June 25,
Capitalizing On Communism
A set of entrepreneurs in modern-day, free-market Eastern Europe is betting there are still opportunities to be had in Communism, at least when it comes to turning a profit. From cars to hotels, clothing
Susan Boyle Reveals She Is Mother of Elton's Baby
Scottish singer Susan Boyle shocked the world as she announced in a press conference today that she is the mother of the baby born to famous gay couple Sir Elton John and David Furnish.
"When Sir
Vick Hopes Obama Given Second Chance Too
PHILADELPHIA, PAEagles quarterback Michael Vick took the opportunity to respond to the news that President Obama had praised the decision to give the controversial star a second chance with the league, saying he also wishes
The Rehab Clinic-confined Demi Lovato Aka 'Gothic Girl' Is Allowed A One Day Outing With Her Family
LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Cashmere Cunninghaven reported that she spoke exclusively to Demi Lovato and her family during her 24-hour one day release outing.
The entire family mom Dianna (two "N's") step-father Eddie
Study Suggests Winter Killed Off The Hippies
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Elton John Has Own Baby
Elton John is denying published reports that he is now a gay father. "Make that 'gay mother,'" the bewigged, bespectacled and gap-toothed singer asserted.
The 60-year-old John explained that he was actually impregnated
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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