Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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Gordon Brown Shoots Himself In Wayne Rooney's Foot
Ah Bless his heart! Our injury prone Prime Minister has done it again. In a major speech on the economy, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has described our current position as 'extremely
Red Devil Malcolm Glazer To Pick Susan Boyle In Upcoming Nfl Draft
The world's best known slumlord and most hated pro sports owner, Malcolm Glazer, hinted that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will select Susan Boyle with their first pick in this Aprils NFL draft. Denying that the
Lionel Messi In Trouble With His Mum Over Bedroom
Barcelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi returned to his family home this week to hold emergency talks with his mum over 'the state of his bedroom'.
Messi, 22, went direct from training on Thursday to see
Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets
LONDON - Coleen Rooney, one of Great Britain's more better known WAGs replied to a reporter that no she is not pregnant and that she only looks that way because she does love to eat.
Coleen
Arsene Wenger Apologises For Fielding An English Player
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, last night offered his sincerest apologies after inadvertently fielding an English player in the Champion's League match against Barcelona.
The erroneous event happened in the second half when Wenger bought on substi...
Frank Lampard Reminds Monogamist John Terry of The Thrill In Multi-scoring
The Bridge: Chelsea and England midfielder Frank Lampard has often tried doing one thing at a time. He hasn't always been successful. But he's always given it his best shot. His
Liverpool Kop Stages Post Match Sit-in Protest
Immediately following Liverpool's 3-0 win over Sunderland yesterday a vociferous group of Kopites staged a flag waving sit down protest against the club's American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet.
The sit-in protest went down a
Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms
Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor.
Condemning the Clarets to almost
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