Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Nordic Model Victoria Silvstedt's Amazing Crush On Robert Pattinson
ST. BARTS, West Indies - Victoria Silvstedt, who is one of the most gorgeous models to ever come out of Sweden was having the time of her life swimming and frolicking in the warm waters
Cable Takes On Murdoch
A section of the 'full transcript' of Vince Cable's interview with people he supposed to be his constituents, but in fact were Daily Telegraph reporters, was cut.
It has now been leaked to Robert Peston of
Harry Reid's Text To Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy
(US and A) - After the Senate voted to repeal the longstanding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, Senator Harry Reid (Democrat, Nevada) quickly tweeted the following message just past noon on Saturday:
@LadyGaga ~
Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is
Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie.
But while such scenes were a cinch
Newt Gingrich Vows To Eat Harry Reid's Shorts If Omnibus Bill Passes
POLITICO reported today that if Harry Reid's Omnibus Bill passes the Senate, Newt Gingrich vowed that he will not only eat Reid's shorts, he will kiss Barney Frank's ass.
Former House Speaker Gingrich, now
Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In "Vampires of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits.
The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures
Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?
With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple.
Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their
Robert Pattinson Was Once Engaged To Lady Di Relative
He was only 19 at the time but according to what was released by the press this morning, actor Robert Pattinson was once engaged to a distant cousin of the late Lady Diana, former wife
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