BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Bp Hires Circus Clowns To Replace Tony Hayward
New Orleans, LA - BP has hired a dozen clowns to replace Tony Hayward as BP's official company spokespersons. Said the Chairman of BP in announcing this change, "We figure at least with clowns, they
Summer Solstice Shocker As Bp Logo Crop Circle Manifests On Palace Lawn
London - (Portents): A turf war between Buckingham Palace moles bunkered deep beneath the royal lawn is suspected of being behind the latest grassy etching.
The BP logo-themed crop circle appeared hours ahead of Monday's 11.28GMT
Kevin Costner's Waterworld Prophecy Comes True As Bp Snaps Up V20s
Gulf of Mexico - (Deez Mess): "The design came to me in a dream in 1995," Costner told the House Energy and Commerce Committee this week.
"We'd been filming in the Pacific waters off Hawaii using
B.p.'s Executive, Tony Hayward, Enjoys Watching 'Life On The Open Clean Seas'
This has just got to be the worst publicity Tony Hayward could wish to have in his lifetime, although he does not appear to be at all concerned.
Whilst the many are trying to clean up
Bp Has A Dr. Seuss Day In Congress
Washington D.C. somewhere between Whoville and maybe a leper colony.
The following news story was pre-recorded in front of a group of 4 year olds and found to be of suitable news content to be submitted
Bp Chief Executive Tony Hayward Suggests Koman Coulibaly For A Knighthood
The board of BP, the beleaguered ex-british petroleum company has suggested World Cup referee Koman Coulibaly as a potential Knighthood recipient. It followed Tony Hayward's grilling by the US House Energy and Commerce Committee,
News Culture Takes Its Toll
Ed Francis
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The results of a poll commissioned by The Lemon Press have revealed that, in light of recent hardships suffered by the nation including the BP oil spill, the rocky, uncertain end to the recent
Wreckage of Russian Coke Sub Spotted Near Deepwater Horizon Rig Remains
Gulf of Mexico - (Crude Mess): Footage from a NASA surveillance satellites shows the remains of a Russian 636M (Varshavyanka) class submarine located close to the seabed burial site of the Deepwater Horizon rig.
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