Andy Gray, Richard Keys vs. Sky Sports News - satire links and funny stories

Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
Miley Cyrus "Who Owns My Ass?" Video Banned

Miley Cyrus "Who Owns My Ass?" Video Banned

Miley Cyrus has ran into the "Parents Television Council" who have voted that her latest video, "Who Owns My Ass?" too sexual for most young viewers. "My goodness", stated Anne Fischer, head of the parents

 The Spoof
Added: 12 October 2010
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Breaking News: A Man Just Threw A Cucumber At Me

Reports are coming in of a shocking vegetable based assault

 The Lemon Press
Added: 04 October 2010
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News Anchor Bullied By Comedian Commits Professional Suicide

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) -- He just couldn't take it any more. Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network.

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Added: 03 October 2010
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Viral Video Shows Herd of Cows Derailing Train: "Six Down," Said The Engineer. "Four To Pick Up The Spare."

A video that has gone viral in the last day shows, from an engineer's point of view, a commuter train travelling at 75-85 MPH, colliding full-force with a herd of cows attempting to cross the

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2010
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News Anchor Hospitalised, Dental Patients Left Gagging As Natural Amalgam Scandal Unfolds

Dr. Harry Monk, a dentist in Newcastle has become embroiled in a major NHS scandal. Monk's Dental practice website states: "Mercury fillings are unsightly, and there is anecdotal evidence mercury amalgam may be hazardous to

 The Spoof
Added: 27 September 2010
Sixty-nine David Beckham Stunt Doubles Have Copper-bottomed Alibis

Sixty-nine David Beckham Stunt Doubles Have Copper-bottomed Alibis

London - (Reuterus): This morning's headcount of professional Beckham impersonators and stunt doubles has produced a squeaky-clean sheet. Rippling six-pack hunk Andy Harmer - renowned for his ball-handling skills as featured in Sky One's LA with

 The Spoof
Added: 25 September 2010
Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici To Post Beckham Sex Video!

Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici To Post Beckham Sex Video!

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
Chloe Mafia Releases X Certificate Nude Video

Chloe Mafia Releases X Certificate Nude Video

Naughty X Factor girl, Chloe Mafia AKA Candy, has rushed out an exclusive nude video to keep her thousands of new male fans occupied on lonely nights. Our wannabe sexy Leeds minx has secretly got together

 The Spoof
Added: 20 September 2010

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