The Pope, God, gays, paedophiles, priests, Muslims & Islam - satire links and funny stories

The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)

These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about

It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!

Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
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Jesus Christ Arrested In Arizona

Jesus Christ was arrested just outside of Phoenix this morning by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Arizona's famous racist Sheriff. Media outlets are reporting that Jesus and twelve companions were traveling to Phoenix when Arpaio stopped them

 The Spoof
Added: 30 April 2010
Pope Joins Mile High Club On Virgin Airline Flight To Nirvana

Pope Joins Mile High Club On Virgin Airline Flight To Nirvana

In a matter of seconds the entire perception of the Vatican was changed when Pope Benedict did the unthinkable but also the most miraculous item a pontiff could embrace. In succumbing to the natural order

 The Spoof
Added: 28 April 2010
Vatican To Use Harry Potter's "Sorting Hat" To Pick Next Pope

Vatican To Use Harry Potter's "Sorting Hat" To Pick Next Pope

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 Daily Discord
Added: 28 April 2010
Pope And Dawkins In Final Battle

Pope And Dawkins In Final Battle

Tensions between the Pope and prominent atheist Richard Dawkins were heightened recently when it was alleged the Pope had a hand in covering up sex offences against two boys. There was hope for friendly reconciliation

 The Lemon Press
Added: 28 April 2010
Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the

 The Spoof
Added: 27 April 2010
The Pope Should "Take The Shame"

The Pope Should "Take The Shame"

Young people in the UK have many disarming phrases meant as put downs and to which there is no answer. One favourite is "take the shame!" You acted like a numpty, a div, a tool are

 The Spoof
Added: 27 April 2010
The Pope Get's The Joke. He's A Right Laugh Really.

The Pope Get's The Joke. He's A Right Laugh Really.

The civil service can relax. An official delegation from The Vatican arrived in London today in a black Limo with tinted windows. The vehicle contained some chappies from Italia, in dark suits and ray-bans. Who

 The Spoof
Added: 26 April 2010
Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Benedict XVI has attacked the Foreign Office as an "outdated institution, with ideas belonging to the middle ages". The news comes ahead of the Pope's visit to the UK, where he will promote his

 The Spoof
Added: 26 April 2010

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