Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Wikileaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!
Former(?) Russian leader Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying that there was no way an actor like Robert Pattinson could be related to Vlad the Impaler.
"That pansy Pattinson would crap his pants if he ever
Harry Potter Love Child - Paternity Theory
So who is the father of the notorious Harry Potter love child?
The entire world - that's, like, just everyone - was asking this question all week after an anonymous woman posted on the web pictures
Intimate Shots of Bikini-clad Katia Zatuliveter Found On Prince Harry's Mobile Phone
London - (Royal Mole/Ass Mess): Harry's 'just rubbing suntan lotion' all over pretty blonde intern Katia Zatuliveter's beauty spot.
The soft and peachy hillock was described today by anti-espionage cops as a scene of special scientific
174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart Dvd Commentary.
Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight:
Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, And Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton.
Efron told his grandma that he will
Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar
A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent.
Kristen's ire was fired in England, where
Robert Pattinson Accused By Willow Palin As Baby's Dad!
The latest news from the Palin Bunch is that Willow Palin, younger sister of Bristol, is pregnant. The story was covered by a national tabloid and thus far, has not been confirmed.
Willow has told our
Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those of Kristen Stewart!
After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart!
Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How
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