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The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)
These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about
It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!
Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about
It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!
Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
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The Pope Cancels His Visit To The UK Because The Government Want To Issue A Condom Called "The Benedict Brand"
The insulted Vatican and their leader have decided to cancel their spiritual trip to the UK.
The reason being that the Foreign Office foolishly leaked a memo to the press announcing that a new brand of
Pope Benedict Wants Richard Dawkins To Be Under House Arrest When He Visits UK
The Pope who is due to make a visit to the UK, wants Richard Dawkin's, the Atheist Professor, to be put under house arrest for the entire time of his visit because Dawkin's has threatened
Paedophile Priests - Theological Dilemma 'Cracked'
Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests.
The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex
Pope Insulted By Telephone Mirror Newspaper, Britain Foreign Office Apologizes
The Pope is scheduled for a week visit to the UK in September, and in anticipation of the event the editorial staff at the Telephone Mirror published a list of suggested topics for the Pope
Britain's Foreign Office Kisses The Vatican's Ass, Again
Britain's Foreign Office has apologized for a "foolish" document which suggested the Pope's UK visit could be marked by the launch of "Benedict-branded" condoms.
Called "The ideal visit would see...", the paper suggested the Pope
Pope's Itinerary To The UK Marred By Bad Grammar
Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the UK has resulted in Scotland being beatified due to a grammatical error.
The original itinerary stated that: "..the Pope would take in Birmingham as part of the planned beatification of
Pope Hires Mossad To Bug Arrest Bid UK Attorneys
London - (Torquemada): A routine electronic sweep at famous defamation lawyers Finkleshyster & Chutzpah's London office has uncovered an Aladdin's Cave of bugging equipment bearing all the classic hallmarks of a paranoid Vatican snoop.
Earlier...
Pope 'Condom' Memo - Spoof Writers Infiltrate Foreign Office
Spoof writers are today celebrating their successful infiltration of the Foreign Office, culminating in the issuing of a grovelling apology by the UK's ambassador to the Vatican, Francis Campbell.
The apology resulted from a hilarious 'background...
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