Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church
LONDON - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has poured a little more gasoline (petrol) onto her feud with fellow songstress Charlotte Church.
David Beckham's skinny wife reportedly remarked that even though Charlotte has lost a lot of
Liverpool Confident of Old Trafford Three Pointer
Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play
Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star
A man purporting to be a star player for Man United racked up the tension a couple of notches ahead of Liverpool's PL visit to Old Trafford this afternoon by claiming that Steven Gerrard lacked
Manchester United V Liverpool
Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the
Footballers Donate To Sport Relief
Premiership footballers across the UK were today applauded by the nation as they each gave a whole weeks wages to the charity Sport Relief.
The generous donation, which was handed over by John Terry and Ashley
John Terry Car Prang: No Golf Clubs, Hedges, Trees, Fire Hydrants Or Prescription Meds Involved!
London - (4X4 Mess): Was something - or someone? - on John Terry's mind last night when he accidentally ran over a Stamford Bridge security guard while enroute home to Surrey?
Tabloid pics today show ashen-faced
John Terry In Car Park Accident
National hero and all round good guy, John Terry, has been helping police with their inquiries, and may be forced to miss the World Cup, following allegations by Katie Price that he ran her over
John Terry - True Sportsman
John Terry answered his critics last night with a sterling show of sportsmanship following Chelsea's Champions League exit.
English hearts once again swelled with pride as the role model insisted on voraciously congratulating all four match
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