Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Susan Boyle Rehearsing In Secret With Partner,  Harold Q. Fuey, For Dancing With The Stars - Said To Be Happy To Hear of Piers Morgan's Recect Nuptials

Susan Boyle Rehearsing In Secret With Partner, Harold Q. Fuey, For Dancing With The Stars - Said To Be Happy To Hear of Piers Morgan's Recect Nuptials

Susan Boyle told our writer, Lady Godiva, that she is indeed rehearsing (in secret) for her role with dancing partner, Spoof Writer Harold Q Fuey, on Dancing With The Stars. They meet once a week in

 The Spoof
Added: 27 June 2010
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Subo Fanatics Declare Independence!

A gaggle of Susan Boyle fanatics have today stormed her old house, declaring it an independent State to be known as 'The Principality of SuboLand'. The fanatics, all wearing red scarves, were able to sneak

 The Spoof
Added: 26 June 2010
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'Europe's Most Perverted Dominatrix': Is It Susan Boyle?

London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo

 The Spoof
Added: 25 June 2010
Susan Boyle To Meet With Mark Lowton of The Spoof

Susan Boyle To Meet With Mark Lowton of The Spoof

Susan Boyle has asked her P.A. to arrange a meeting with The Spoof's Mark Lowton. Susan admits that she has really been enjoying all the funny articles written 'tongue in cheek' and published by

 The Spoof
Added: 25 June 2010
Subo Fanatics Not Happy With Budget!

Subo Fanatics Not Happy With Budget!

Susan Boyle fanatics were deeply unhappy with today's UK emergency budget, after the chancellor announced a 300% tax on red scarves. The new FAT (Fanatic's Added Tax) is expected to raise several billion Pounds, mostly

 The Spoof
Added: 23 June 2010
Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Pictures posted on the internet showing the vagina of Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle, have largely been ignored by fans, it's been reported. The photos, showing a dry, hairy, grey clam with myriad folds of

 The Spoof
Added: 23 June 2010
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Susan Boyle To Be Contestant On "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle has, we heard recently from a very reliable source, expressed her desire to be on the reality show, 'Dancing With The Stars'. When interviewed recently she is reported to have commented, "Och aye. Tis

 The Spoof
Added: 22 June 2010
Takwana Smith And Anitakapita Jones Speak On 'Mark Lowton Joining A Monastery' And 'Susan Boyle Becoming A Nun'

Takwana Smith And Anitakapita Jones Speak On 'Mark Lowton Joining A Monastery' And 'Susan Boyle Becoming A Nun'

Recently interviewed by our satirist, Lady Godiva, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, (residents of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, England - both sporting 'South Bank facelifts - see below for definition), alleged new acquaintences of The Spoof's

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2010

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