Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Robert Pattinson Is Told That Rush Limbaugh Started The Gay Rumor About Him And Zac Efron
QUEENS, New York - Robert Pattinson was in town visiting an old high school friend Luigi "Knuckles" Scalatori when he was approached by a reporter for the local magazine publication Hey What It Is Yo?
Pattinson
Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party
Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies.
A bit part player says that
Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!
If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga".
Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks
Ouch: Twilight Star Sees Stars In Birmingham Bust-up
Actor and huge star (well, OK not Robert Pattinson, the really massive star) of teenage fan favourite series Twilight, Bronson Pelletier (that's the wolf one) was treated to a broken nose in Birmingham, UK this
Pattinson, Palin, Bieber, Cyrus Signed Up For 'Celebrity Nude Strictly Come Spoofing Out of Here'
Celebrity superstars Robert Pattinson, Sarah Palin, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are amongst a galaxy of famous names set to appear on a special Xmas version of 'Celebrity Nude Strictly Come Spoofing Out Of Here'.
Kristen Stewart Having Ccd Will Not Change Wedding Plans!
Robert Pattinson says that he will stay with their plans and marry Kristen Stewart even though she has been diagnosed this week with having CCD.
"I don't care what Kristen has. Let me rephrase, despite the
Harry Potter Film Premier Party Raided By Police
The Harry Potter Premier After Party was raided by Police last week. They arrived with sniffer dogs and breathaliser machines.
They said they were looking for drugs and bombs and underage drinking but
Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes of Lax"
LOS ANGELES - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and the G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on the Transportation Security Administration themed film The
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