Andy Gray, Richard Keys vs. Sky Sports News - satire links and funny stories

Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
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Blockbuster Video, 25, Dies After Prolonged Illness

Florida based video rental chain Blockbuster Video, which reinvented the prevailing business model in an industry that did not exist before 1980, has finally passed away, the victim of its own arrogance and refusal

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Added: 31 August 2010
News of Palin/beck 2012 Presidency Tests American Healthcare System

News of Palin/beck 2012 Presidency Tests American Healthcare System

"Our old people are dropping like flies this weekend," claims Don Doodie, Ombudsman for the Department of Aging Americans, after learning that Glenn Beck is seriously considering running with Sarah Palin in the 2012 elections.

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Added: 30 August 2010
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Isle of Wight News - Ashes To Ashes Third Series To Be Filmed In Cowes

Makers of the detective time traveling drama on BBC1 have decided that filming Ashes To Ashes in London is far too expensive. Finding places that look like the are still in the eighties, or dressing

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Added: 27 August 2010
Mi6 - Shock News

Mi6 - Shock News

MI6 is desperate to keep the true facts about the death of secret agent Gareth Williams from the public. They fear a backlash could come from the unpleasant truth. However, your intrepid reporter risking everything in

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Added: 26 August 2010
Richard Branson Abandons Kitesurfing English Channel Crossing

Richard Branson Abandons Kitesurfing English Channel Crossing

Sir Richard Branson abandoned his kitesurfing attempt to be the oldest man to cross the Englsh Channel kitesurfing. He blamed high winds, but the truth is, he hasn't quite got knack of the sport yet.

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Added: 25 August 2010
Hog Jaw Daily News - Hog Jaw Residents Coming To Terms With Celebrity Status

Hog Jaw Daily News - Hog Jaw Residents Coming To Terms With Celebrity Status

Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Tuesday - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Humphrey Dumpty went out to breakfast this morning at Pop's Main Street Diner as he tried to absorb the media spotlight shining on Hog Jaw. Looking

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Added: 17 August 2010
Naked Pilgrim Brian Sewell Joins Sky Sports

Naked Pilgrim Brian Sewell Joins Sky Sports

Sky Sports have announced a surprise signing for the new Premier League season - celebrated art critic Brian Sewell. The plummy-voiced writer and broadcaster has been hired as a live summariser to replace Andy Gray following

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Added: 17 August 2010
Sky Issues Soccer Saturday Fans An Ultimatum - Subscribe To Sky Or Garth Crooks Doesn't Get It

Sky Issues Soccer Saturday Fans An Ultimatum - Subscribe To Sky Or Garth Crooks Doesn't Get It

From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable

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Added: 15 August 2010

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