Osama Bin Laden - satire links and funny stories

Osama Bin Laden - is he, or isn't he? Dead I mean, not gay. Although it would be interesting if he did come out. As gay. Not dead.

Anyway, the enigmatic leader of Al Qaeda is still producing terribly funny stories and jokes throughout the world. Who'll have the last laugh? Who knows! Most of these are satirical stories and not out and out jokes but they're still very funny.

Hope you enjoy our tribute to Usama Bin Laden.
Top 9 Signs That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

Top 9 Signs That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

9. Voted in 2006 Democratic primary. 8. Left orders for his followers to work up a last minute decree stating that anyone whose name rhymes with Fosama Tin Zaden receives an extra 50 virgins upon...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 26 September 2006
Osama Bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

Osama Bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

U.S. military sources report that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Bin Laden apparently died after eating E.coli tainted spinach that had been given to him as part of a cunning...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 September 2006
Elvis, Bin Laden Spotted In Arkansas 7-11

Elvis, Bin Laden Spotted In Arkansas 7-11

HOXIE, Arkansas. Residents of this small town in northeastern Arkansas were abuzz this weekend when police confirmed that Osama Bin Laden had been captured here...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 September 2006
Osama Bin Laden Responds: Bill O'reilly Was On Target Gift Certificate List

Osama Bin Laden Responds: Bill O'reilly Was On Target Gift Certificate List

Osama Bin Laden releases video addressing Bill O'Reilly's “death list” statement, proving that the terrorist is alive and loves Target....

 Poopy Caca
Added: 24 September 2006
Experts: Bin Laden Death Might Explain U.N. Sulfur Smell

Experts: Bin Laden Death Might Explain U.N. Sulfur Smell

United Nations authorities are probing a possible link between reports that al Qaeda leader Usama Bin Laden died recently and the peculiar sulfur smell which Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he detected while...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 23 September 2006
From The Desk of Osama Bin Laden:

From The Desk of Osama Bin Laden:

Hello my friends in America, I hope you are enjoying the somber spectacles created to honor the innocent victims of your countries retarded foreign policy. I hope your heads are filled...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 September 2006
Musharraf Announces Bin Laden Safe Haven In Pakistan: Bush Declares VT Day

Musharraf Announces Bin Laden Safe Haven In Pakistan: Bush Declares VT Day

Washington, DC (Rotters) - The White House today released secret pictures commemorating the signing of a peace treaty and formal end to the war on terror. President Bush then...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 September 2006
From The Desk of Osama Bin Laden:

From The Desk of Osama Bin Laden:

Hello my friends of the world, I'm happy to be speaking with you again. Today I feel Allah is truly blessing me. Who could have predicted after the fall of the...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 22 August 2006

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