ITV today sensationally announced that the 2009 Britain's Got Talent final telephone vote had been miscounted.
"Due to a broken valve in our computer/toaster combination unit, the final result was incorrectly calculated," admitted a spokesperson.
LONDON - The second week of Britain's Got Talent absolutely heated up the entire place with a fiery act by former exotic dancer Tia Brodie.
Miss Brodie, who easily advanced to the next round, actually attended
LONDON - One of the most famous 'Fire Performers' in history, Tia Brodie, was seen shopping hand in hand with none other than Ashley Cole, estranged husband of Cheryl Cole, BFF of Derek Hough.
The couple
Manchester - (YouBoob!): Be-cellulited topless fire-eater Tia Brodie wowed the judges last night with her black nipple-patched wobbly implants.
How the 33 year-old ex-porn star managed to blag her way onto the UK's most pointless
Ten year old, Chloe Hickinbottom has arrived on the scene at the perfect time. Her performance of "White Cliffs of Dover" on Britain's Got talent has resonanted in some unlikely places.
The Labour ex government
LONDON - The Fourth season of ITV1's Britain's Got Talent kicked off with quite a British bang, as Wolverhampton native Chloe Hickinbottom brought down the house with her rendition of "The White Cliffs Of Dover."
The
The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts.
He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled