Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!
Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet.
Greene, who also appears in
"Robert Pattinson 'Pinged' My Bra Strap", Claims Taylor Lautner
Complaints of offensive sexual harassment have been made again Twilight star Robert Pattinson.
Co-star Taylor Lautner last night filed for substantial damages against R-Pattz. For deliberately 'pinging' his bra strap whilst they were enjoying
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Are Forever
There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent.
Millionai...
Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies
Robert Pattinson apparently called up Kristen this past weekend and they began talking about their future together and all the great things they would enjoy together as man and wife.
However, Taylor Launtner is visiting Pattinson
"Robert Pattinson Cleans Whilst I Watch Football" Says Kristen Stewart
Talk about America's latest 'Odd Couple'. News today that R-Pattz and K-Stew have shacked-up whilst filming the latest 'Twilight' movie was hardly the shock of the century.
Until Kristen came to the door this
Robert Pattinson As Satan? Paradise Lost Casting Rumours Rife
Speculation is rife in Hollywood over who will land the plum role of Satan in the planned movie of Milton's epic poem, Paradise Lost.
Director Alex Proyas, who has scored hits with Dark City and I,
"Robert Pattinson Cross-dressing With Taylor Lautner Is Natural" Says Doc
Top Sex therapist, Dr Angela Sproat-Barnowl, has spoken out in support of Robert Pattinson's newly revealed passion for cross-dressing with his friend Taylor Lautner.
"I wouldn't say it's that uncommon or unnatural for boys of their
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe
With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago,
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