Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Robert Pattinson Taught Kristen Stewart Pole Dancing Claims Taylor Lautner
Raunchy Kristen Stewart has let the cat out of the bag. Her wriggling pole dancing exploits in her new film 'Welcome To the Rileys were the creation of her personal pole dancing tutor R-Pattz.
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Taylor Lautner Planning Revenge On Robert Pattinson, Adam Lambert
After taking quite a bit of joking recently for growing a beard and mustache, Robert Pattinson decided he would get back at Taylor Lautner and "accidentally" give out the news that Taylor might be gay.
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?
According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills.
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Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.a. Clinic
Reports from those closest to actor Robert Pattinson say that the young actor is having some serious mental problems over constant nightmares about his recently discovered ancestor, Vlad the Impaler.
"He's not sleeping well at all",
Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay
In a stunner this morning during an interview with Robert Pattinson about the upcoming Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson let slip that he thinks that fellow actor, Taylor Lautner may be gay.
After a long question and
Senator Harry Reid Declared War On Americans
LAS VEGAS - Senator Harry Reid declared war on Americans by threatening them with dollar vaporization through something called Quantitative Easing.
Rob Pattinson And Emma Watson Secretly Dating?
Few people realise that Emma Watson, better known as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, and Rob Pattinson, better known as the blood sucking hearthrob from Twilight, actually went to school together, the Tower House school
Naked Robert Pattinson Hard On Heels of Nude Uma
BUDAPEST: Reports coming from the set of 'Bel ami: The History of a Scoundrel' suggest that the film, starring Robert Pattinson and Uma Thurman and due for release in 2011, is set to be a
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