BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-shore Drilling
SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault.
Palin, looking somewhat
Motor Oil Flavored Seafood A Hit At Trendy Restaurants
At Club Piranha in Hollywood, California, Chef Jorge Rodriguez found himself in a dire predicament last week when he received a load of shrimp believed to be contaminated by the BP Oil Spill. With
Al Gore Urges World To Implement His F.a.r.t. Plan
In response to the BP Oil Rig Explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster, world renowned environmentalist Al Gore has unveiled a new plan for Fast Action Response Teams to be able to counter attack against
Rookie Plumber Caps Bp Executive Lamar Mckay's Toilet
HOUSTON, Texas - After using several questionable techniques to deal with a leak in the bathroom at Lamar McKay's corporate office in Houston, a local plumber finally capped the troublesome toilet permanently, according to the
Bp Annouces Acquisition of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
BP oil announced today that it has acquired the Bubba Gump Shrimp Corporation hoping to capitalize on the abundance of dying seafood in the Gulf and reduce their total liability from frivolous law suits. In
Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill
The US Coast Guard has declared that the tar balls being discovered in Florida are not from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, according to their study.
"We have seen more than
Dr. Phil Begs Oprah To Plug Oil Leak With Giant Tampon
Well known for speaking on live television about her problematic, "vajayjay," it is being reported that Oprah Winfrey is under heavy pressure by Dr. Phil to release what he believes could be a secret weapon
Bubble Up: Bp Announces New Soft Drink!
In what some sources are calling an effort to "make lemonade out of lemons," BP Oil announced today its entry into the soft drink market.
"Bubble Up is a drink for all America," said the
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