Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Subo Fanatics Catch Auction Fever!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were all of a flutter today, with their beloved gathering place due to be sold off to the highest bidder later. The fanatics are still attempting to raise

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Added: 22 May 2010
Susan Boyle Rescued By Fire Department After Getting Stuck In Bathroom Window

Susan Boyle Rescued By Fire Department After Getting Stuck In Bathroom Window

Susan Boyle, who had just given a concert and was trying to relax at a near-by restaurant where she was secreted in, made the reporters day after all. She became stuck fast in a bathroom window

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Added: 22 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Take Over The Asylum!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were this morning celebrating taking over their beloved meeting place. "We only had to pay $8000 for something we had for free only yesterday! Bargain!" said the very deluded

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Added: 22 May 2010
Subo Fanatics "The Red Scarf Brigade's" Olympic Mascot Design,  Shortlisted

Subo Fanatics "The Red Scarf Brigade's" Olympic Mascot Design, Shortlisted

The Olympic Committee have announced a shortlist of contenders for designers of the Olympic Mascot for 2012 and The Red Scarf Brigade's design is on that shortlist. Spokesperson, one of the few 'male members' Canuck William,

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Added: 22 May 2010
Statins Can Be Risk To Health Susan Boyle Has Joined The Campaign To Put An End To Its Use

Statins Can Be Risk To Health Susan Boyle Has Joined The Campaign To Put An End To Its Use

Statins can be a risk to health. Results of a new study were published today. Susan Boyle is on the list of celebrities who have recently formed a new committee to work on a Public

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Added: 22 May 2010
Susan Boyle Fanatics Celebrate And Have A Good Time, The Tea Parties Commence

Susan Boyle Fanatics Celebrate And Have A Good Time, The Tea Parties Commence

Susan Boyle fanatics have pulled off a coup and bought their own fansite. Following the ConDem coaltion's example, they have put aside their differences for now and, organised themselves into a coherent group to buy

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Added: 22 May 2010
Susan Boyle Fans Enter Competition To Design Olympic Mascot

Susan Boyle Fans Enter Competition To Design Olympic Mascot

Susan Boyle fanatics world-wide, are gathering on their beloved web-site, now up for auction to the highest bidder, to design the mascot for London 2012. They have been taking turns between watching the 'bids' for there

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Added: 21 May 2010
Subo Chats To Mystery Man - Fanatics Unhappy!

Subo Chats To Mystery Man - Fanatics Unhappy!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were tonight showing their displeasure at SuBo talking to a man over her garden fence. SuBo was spotted chatting to the man outside her Scottish home earlier today. "How

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Added: 21 May 2010

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