Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Deaf, Dumb And Blind Kid Is Hopeless At Pinball
A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship.
Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of
Robert Pattinson & K-stew Prepare Yoko/lennon Hollywood Bed-in
Imagine! Loved-up to their eye-balls, Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart plan to show the entire world the depth of their commitment to one another.
They are making arrangements to spend a weekend
Senator Harry Reid Favors Demolishing The Government
LAS VEGAS - Harry Corleone Reid blasted his opponent for believing that the government shouldn't have the arbitrary authority to fragment institutions by decree, which would actually engender greater dependence upon foreign sources of capital.
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Insiders who have seen parts of the scripts for "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" have hinted that there will be a very steamy sex scene between the two leading stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
"Parts of
Senator Harry Reid Endorsed By Monica Lewinsky's Ex-boyfriend
LAS VEGAS - Senator Harry Reid has been endorsed by Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend, President Bill Clinton. President Clinton's ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky, landed a top secret security clearance with a GS-9 job working at the
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart To Play Vampire Heathcliff & Cathy
Quentin Tarantino is planning a movie of Emily Bronte's brooding vampire classic Wuthering Heights - with teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson as the orphan Heathcliff and Kristen Stewart as his doomed lover Cathy.
Taylor Lautner is set
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went unrecognized at a recent gig last week as they came up with a great disguise.
The 'Twilight' stars - who have long been rumoured to be a real
Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber
Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber.
"I don't think Miley and I
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