Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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United States Military Announces "Sexy" New Weapon
Defense secretary Robert Gates announced last night that the U.S. Military would be using a "sexy new weapon" that should make all previous battlefield operations obsolete.
Test-tube Baby A 'Big, Fat Mess,' And 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her
Drs. Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards, who were awarded the Noble Prize For Crimes Against Humanity today, now say that their creation, a child manufactured via in-vitro fertilization, "has no soul. She is a big,
Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'
Following a number of alarming revelations that a major catfight is brewing between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson over the affections of Robert Pattinson, Skoob Entertainment News decided it was high time we got to
Selina Scott Not of The Antarctic As Beeb Pulls Plug
Former newsreader and one time Princess Diana look-a-little-likey, Selina Scott, will not be presenting a BBC documentary retracing the steps of Captain Robert Falcon Scott, who cashed his chips somewhere down the Antarctic in 1912.
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Ines Sainz, Zac Efron, And Robert Pattinson To Star In "The Girl With The Painted On Jeans"
HOLLYWOOD - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just sent a press release announcing the filming of a new action packed spy mystery titled The Girl With The Painted On Jeans.
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Twilight's Robert Pattinson Treated To Succulently Vajazzled Aurora Borealis
Loved-up to the eye-balls, Kristen Stewart, has reportedly organised an intimate anniversary treat for boyfriend Robert Pattinson.
To celebrate their first year as a 'married' couple, she's paid a visit to an exclusive salon and had
Kristen Stewart Gets Vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons Face Ripped To Shreds In Unrelated Incident.
Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in
Harry Reid And Dina Titus Mock Insurance Companies
LAS VEGAS - Harry Reid & Dina Titus both took time out of their busy schedule of looting the Treasury to mock insurance companies for not handing out more goodies and freebies. They are
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