Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
Exclusive -  Wagner Carillho To Drop Out of X-factor Due To Arse Problem

Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out of X-factor Due To Arse Problem

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Wagner Carillho, the kung-fu kicking, pony tailed, Brazilian crooner is to drop out of the X-Factor show due to an arse problem. Despite a spirited rendition of Elvis Presley's

 The Spoof
Added: 07 November 2010
No Image

Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for

 The Spoof
Added: 07 November 2010
No Image

Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough

LONDON - Cheryl Cole, one of the judges on the British reality show X-Factor was asked why she has been all smiles as of late. Chezza, as the English affectionately call her, shyly blushed and noted

 The Spoof
Added: 06 November 2010
No Image

One Direction Planning X-factor Defection To Dark Side

Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon

 The Spoof
Added: 06 November 2010
"X Factor Cheryl Green With Envy Over Cher Lloyd" Says Gay Louis

"X Factor Cheryl Green With Envy Over Cher Lloyd" Says Gay Louis

Gay Louis has come out into the open and admitted what everyone else has known for weeks. Wrinkly Aunt Cheryl Cole, aged 27, is green with envy, rage and jealously of drop-dead pretty 17

 The Spoof
Added: 06 November 2010
No Image

Derek Acorah To Appear On X-factor

Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said.

 The Spoof
Added: 06 November 2010
Cheryl Cole La Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

Cheryl Cole La Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

X Factor judge Cheryl Cole's 36-hour round trip to LA has caused panic among programme bosses, who now want to keep tabs on their stars 24/7. Cheryl "nipped" over to Los Angeles on Wednesday, but assured

 The Spoof
Added: 05 November 2010
"One Direction Marks Out of Ten"  By Cher Lloyd & Gay Garry

"One Direction Marks Out of Ten" By Cher Lloyd & Gay Garry

As the weekend fast approaches, famous Soho pundit Gay Garry has come out (that was actually 1984) with a fresh set of marks for wannabe boy band One Direction. "I was discussing One Direction in the

 The Spoof
Added: 05 November 2010

Search for more stories:

Taurus horoscope

Spank yourself silly today because you're been VERY VERY bad. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed