Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
"Michael Jackson Was A Tranny Hooker"

"Michael Jackson Was A Tranny Hooker"

The little-known brother of Michael Jackson, Dwayne Jackson, has spoken in public for the first time about his brother's transvestitism. He said, "Sha'mon! He loved to play the lady. One time I saw him in this

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2010
A California Court Mandates That Michael Jackson's Dead Giraffes Be Moved To New Jersey

A California Court Mandates That Michael Jackson's Dead Giraffes Be Moved To New Jersey

SACRAMENTO - A California ruling has just been handed down by the honorable Judge Wilfred Orlando Hoochcoffee (89th Circuit Court - San Andreas Fault District). Judge Hoochcoffee was informed that several of the giraffes on Michael

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2010
Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame In First Year of Eligibility

Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame In First Year of Eligibility

The late pop singer Michael Jackson has had another honor come his way with his selection to the American Pedophile Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Jackson, who has versions of his

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2010
Congress Declares Michael Jackson Day

Congress Declares Michael Jackson Day

Congress, seeking a bilateral issue with which to overcome vitreolic partisanship, declared February 29th to be Micheal Jackson Day, honoring the "King of Pop". The honor follows on the heels of a Lifetime Acheivement Grammy for

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2010
Michael Jackson's "Bubbles The Chimp" Learns Sign Language, Spills His Guts

Michael Jackson's "Bubbles The Chimp" Learns Sign Language, Spills His Guts

"Bubbles', constant companion of the late Michael Jackson and often traveling with him on his tours, has mastered sign language and he is telling some strange stories, especially after being brought back to Neverland. "Room after

 The Spoof
Added: 30 December 2009
Blanket Says Dad, Michael Jackson Could Raise The Dead

Blanket Says Dad, Michael Jackson Could Raise The Dead

Prince Michael II, also known as "Blanket" told reporters outside the house Sunday, while his grandmother slept, that his dad, Michael could raise the dead. "Yes he could do that", seconded Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. "We

 The Spoof
Added: 28 December 2009
The Jackson Family Opens The Michael Jackson Moonwalking Museum

The Jackson Family Opens The Michael Jackson Moonwalking Museum

LOS ANGELES - After five months of planning and building, Michael Jackson's family has finally opened the much-awaited Michael Jackson Moonwalking Museum. The 20,000 square foot two-story building is located adjacent to the world famous La

 The Spoof
Added: 09 December 2009
Michael Jackson\'s Moonwalk Video Glove Sells For $400,000!

Michael Jackson\'s Moonwalk Video Glove Sells For $400,000!

REDONDO BEACH, California - The glove that Michael Jackson wore in his Moonwalk video has been auctioned off for an unbelievable $400,000. The buyer of the infamous glove is Hong Kong businessman Jing Fu Mingsong, owner

 The Spoof
Added: 24 November 2009

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