Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle Is To Give Lessons To Out of Tune Imans And Muezzins In Istanbul!

The horrendous morning squealing and screaming of out of tune Imans and Muezzins driving Turks insane in Istanbul whilst hoping to lure punters into the local mosques is over. The Turkish parliament and its religious leaders

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Added: 12 May 2010
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Pebo Sues Subo!

In an astonishing twist of events, Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles (PeBo as fanatics insist) last night announced that she is suing SuBo for hurt feelings. "I was out and about in Blackburn killing some innocent wildlife,

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Added: 10 May 2010
Susan Boyle Meets Takwana Smith And Anitakapita Jones From Cargo Fleet At An Icelands Shop In Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle Meets Takwana Smith And Anitakapita Jones From Cargo Fleet At An Icelands Shop In Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is doing her best to help out the Iceland Franchises. Yesterday she visited a branch of Iceland in Middlesbrough. The shop happened to be the branch where Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Brown

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Added: 10 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Join In Ls Lowry Celebration In Manchester

Well known artist LS Lowry was, today, celebrated in Manchester by artistic tableaux depicted by 1,000 naked art lovers. These naked art lovers, all ages, shapes and sizes, joined together in honour of LS Lowry and

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Added: 09 May 2010
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Suba Sued By Subo

A legal team representing Scottish diva Susan Boyle have taken action to stop A Question Of Sport presenter Sue Barker shortening her name to SuBa. SuBo is thought to be unaware of this and would in

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Added: 09 May 2010
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Subo's Cat Becomes Bus Driver

Susan Boyle's pet cat Pebbles (or PeBo as fanatics insist) was spotted earlier driving the number 29 bus in central London. Pebbles moved to London last year after SuBo set off on her international travels

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Added: 09 May 2010
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Susan Boyle Fanatics Buy 'Harrods'

It's true, in that it's all false. Mr. al Fayed has indeed sold Harrods, the famous London Department store. At first the name of the buyer(s) was not disclosed but one amazing spoof journalist has

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Added: 08 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Start Own Religion

Susan Boyle fanatics were last night celebrating the launch of their new religion. All fanatics must now join the 'Church of the Previous Week Loonie Susanites.' Members of the church, known informally as 'Loonies', believe

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Added: 06 May 2010

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