Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Prince Harry's Rastafarian Disguise Is Part of His Sas Training!
Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has
Rod Stewart & Shirley Bassey Clash On Spending Cuts
Rod Stewart was the first celebrity to show open support for the unions in their fight against the coalition government's cuts to public services. At a crowded open-air meeting in Trafalgar Square during the weekend,
Harry Redknapp Is Not A 'Wheeler Dealer', He Is A Football Manager.
White Hart Lane, London: 'Wheeler Dealer' Harry Redknapp has told the international Sport Media, that he is a Football Manager!
At the launch of a new rock and roll song, dedicated to Harry Redknapp, the
Poll: Nevadans Prefer Unprotected Anal Sex Over Harry Reid
CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator.
63 percent said they would rather be on
Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers
DETROIT - Kristen Stewart was in Motown to see about purchasing a 2011 Ferrari, which she has wanted for quite some time now.
As she was looking at the various cars in The Blue Lion Ferrari
Kardashians' Dead Father To Get Reality Show
The late Robert Kardashian, an attorney who was a member of O.J. Simpson's murder defense team and the biological father to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, has inked a deal to star in a new
Surprise Win At The Articulate Awards By Kristen Stewart
Last night at the Articulate Awards ceremony, held in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo Wales, there was a surprise win in category of best female improvised awards acceptance speech by none other then Twilight's Kristen Stewa...
Kristen Stewart Worried About Rising Relationship Costs
A source said recently that Kristen Stewart was getting worried about the prices cost of keeping her relationship with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson going.
It wasn't so much the cost of the jetting setting dates and
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