Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
"Katie Waissel Already A Gay Icon", Claims Gay Garry

"Katie Waissel Already A Gay Icon", Claims Gay Garry

Gay Garry, Queen of the London gay scene today anointed X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel as the latest gay idol. "She's gorgeous", claimed 28 year old Garry. "It's years since we've had a genuine lady

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Added: 04 November 2010
X Factor Cher-l 'I Went To Bed With Wagner'

X Factor Cher-l 'I Went To Bed With Wagner'

X Factor's Cher Lloyd plunged even deeper into controversy today when she was heard to boast 'I went to bed with Wagner. He is fantastic. I just love him!'. The 17 year old rapper, who

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Added: 04 November 2010
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Mary To Join Girls Aloud!

In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition.

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Added: 03 November 2010
Chicharito Dedicates Next Goal To X Factor's Cher Lloyd

Chicharito Dedicates Next Goal To X Factor's Cher Lloyd

Manchester United's sensational new striker, Little Pea Chicharito has announced his next goal will be dedicated to his 17 year old love interest - X Factor wannabe Cher Lloyd. "I fall in to beeg love for

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Added: 03 November 2010
"Cher Lloyd Got A* In Witchcraft", Claims Druid

"Cher Lloyd Got A* In Witchcraft", Claims Druid

Druid priest, Hagan Hemlock, shocked the X Factor household today when he revealed that Cher Lloyd in a fully fledged white witch. "She got her full Broomstick licence at last year's Beltane Festival", revealed Hemlock.

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Added: 02 November 2010
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Louise Minchin May Be Replacing Cheryl Cole On The X-factor?

LONDON - One of England's top reality shows X-Factor may have a new judge after the end of the current season. Cheryl Cole has confirmed that Simon Cowell has asked her to be one of the

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Added: 02 November 2010
X Factor House "Condom In Dustbin" Riddle

X Factor House "Condom In Dustbin" Riddle

Agents working for Simon Cowell are this morning trying to piece together a mysterious trail of debauchery that's brought shock and shame onto the luxury house shared by X Factor contestants. "During our regular

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Added: 02 November 2010
Police Called To X-factor House

Police Called To X-factor House

Police were called to the X-Factor house after a scuffle broke out between contestant Matt Cardle's hat and Katie Waissel's chin. The pair both vying for attention after trending on twitter were locked in a

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Added: 02 November 2010

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