BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill By Erecting Wind Turbines
New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away
Sinko De Gulf Coast Celebrated
As millions of Latinos celebrated Cinco de Mayo around the country today, The BP Corporation announced the Sinko de Gulf Coast Day. As thousands of BP lawyers descended on Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama with bottles
Family Refuses To Allow Oil Spill To Ruin Their Beach Vacation
GULF OF MEXICO – After a fun filled day of snorkeling and water skiing in the Gulf of Mexico, the Dunlap family is exhausted. Herb and Stella Dunlap almost canceled their long awaited beach vacation
Michael Bay Hoping To Blow Up Gulf of Mexico
Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood film director Michael Bay hopes he can convince officials to let him blow up the Gulf of Mexico. The recent oil spill from the Deepwater Horizon oil rig has created
Roman Catholic Church Blames Gulf Oil Slick On Homosexuals
Benny, the magic pope, has called for all gay and lesbians to be arrested and searched for evidence of inherent gayness and proof that they are involved with the oil leek in the United S
Bush Puts Blame On The Oil For Bp Gulf Coast Disaster
President George W. Bush's response to the social disaster unfolding in Louisiana and Mississippi is to deny any responsibility by BP for the horrifying conditions facing more than one million people.
"This wouldn't be a
Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now
NEW ORLEANS - 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin have altered their "Drill Here, Drill Now" slogan to the more relevant "Burn Here, Burn Now" in an attempt to capitalize on the
Bp Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes
With all the oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico, a Vice President at BP says that there will have to be some changes made in shipping.
"For one thing, they'll have to steer clear of
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