Andy Gray, Richard Keys vs. Sky Sports News - satire links and funny stories

Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
Rumours Surface That Sky News Offered Cuts Protesters 25 To Watch Sky News

Rumours Surface That Sky News Offered Cuts Protesters 25 To Watch Sky News

Rumours are surfacing this morning that during Saturday's protests against government cuts, Sky news reporters allegedly offered protesters 25 to watch Sky News.

 NewsThump
Added: 28 March 2011
Richard Littlejohn Exposes Dead Grandfather-in-law As Bigger Cunt Than He Is

Richard Littlejohn Exposes Dead Grandfather-in-law As Bigger Cunt Than He Is

Richard Littlejohn has used his Daily Mail column to reveal that if you think he's a cunt then you should have met his dead grandfather-in-law.

 NewsThump
Added: 22 March 2011
Richard Branson Pops Pills

Richard Branson Pops Pills

Hirsute adventurer and entreprenteur Richard Branson has revealed the secret of success: It wasn’t hard work, perseverence or ingenuity, but rather NZT, a pill that can make a person smart, rich and powerful. The Branson

 The Chortler
Added: 17 March 2011
C-3po Blames Car Keys For Three-hour Airport Security Delay

C-3po Blames Car Keys For Three-hour Airport Security Delay

Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.

 News Biscuit
Added: 17 March 2011
Exclusive: Dozen Tea Party Members Fall From Sky

Exclusive: Dozen Tea Party Members Fall From Sky

Today on Fox News, the Nationwide Tea Party Coalition explained the reasons behind the sight of a dozen of its members falling from the sky near Roswell, New Mexico. Spokesman Christian Wright said, "It

 The Spoof
Added: 14 March 2011
Celebrity Apprentice: Richard Hatch Has Not Been Fired By Donald Trump - But He Is Headed To Prison (again!)

Celebrity Apprentice: Richard Hatch Has Not Been Fired By Donald Trump - But He Is Headed To Prison (again!)

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Richard Hatch who is appearing on the television reality show Celebrity Apprentice has not been fired by Donald Trump but he has been ordered back to prison for violating the conditions

 The Spoof
Added: 13 March 2011
"Liverpool Will Crush Man Utd On Sunday"  Declares Andy Carroll

"Liverpool Will Crush Man Utd On Sunday" Declares Andy Carroll

ANFIELD: Andy Carroll still hasn't slipped on the famous red shirt. Yes this morning, 24 hours after watching Chelsea's fabulous win over Man Utd, the 35m striker stepped out to predict, "We're gonna murder

 The Spoof
Added: 04 March 2011
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Sky Sports Pundit Ray Wilkins Has An Orgasm Out of His Head As Chelsea Beat United 2-1

It's true. As Chelsea ran out 2-1 winners over Manchester United in the Premiership, Sky pundit Ray Wilkins was going red in the head as the Blues consigned the Red Devils to another appointment with

 The Spoof
Added: 03 March 2011

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