BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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U.S. Coast Guard Releases Image of Oil Spill Response Efforts
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Chinese Freighter Filled With Shark Fins, Whale Blubber, And Crude Oil Smashes Into Great Barrier Reef
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Blanket News Coverage Conceals Vast Icelandic Carbon Monoxide Disaster
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Nick Griffin 'Inconsolable' Over Polish Kaczynski Air Disaster
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Dubai Discovers New Oil Find
Arab leaders in Dubai were cock-a-hoop with joy this morning over a large find of oil within the sand covered and debt ridden emirate.
The find was reported by Iranian Taxi Driver Abdul Mohammed Mohammed
Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!
HOLLYWOOD - Tony Dovolani is a world champion dance instructor who has captured dozens of world-wide awards.
Tony Dovolani is a class act who can take a woman with two left feet, no rhythm, no
Wesleyan University Serpentologists Blame Sandra Bullock For 1997 Arson Disaster
Middletown, Connecticut - (Snake-in-the-Grass): A Wesleyan University secret society today blamed Sandra Bullock for the 1997 destruction of the Mystical Seven cult frat's meeting house called The Snake Pit.
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Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin
LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star
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