Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Subo Fanatics Horrified About Latest News of Security Measures Being Taken To Ensure Subo Privacy In Her New Home

Subo Fanatics Horrified About Latest News of Security Measures Being Taken To Ensure Subo Privacy In Her New Home

Subo fanatics are up in arms on hearing of the new security wall being built around Susan's new home. When hearing of the height and thickness of the wall, plus the moat, they began

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Added: 25 April 2010
Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing  'Who Let The Dogs Out'

Yoko Ono And Susan Boyle Sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out'

New York, NY - The entertainment world is in shock tonight, after the release of a new duet earlier today. Entertainment insiders are calling it 'the worst song ever recorded in human history.'

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Added: 25 April 2010
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Tech Store Gives Susan Boyle A Laptop

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle is said to be delighted with her all singing, all dancing laptop, presented to her by a prominent technology store. Although still very much a novice at techie stuff, Miss Boyle

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Added: 25 April 2010
Susan Boyle To Sing "Flower of Scotland" For The Pope

Susan Boyle To Sing "Flower of Scotland" For The Pope

If he can escape the damning evidence of unacceptable behaviour by his underlings in the Church, Pope Benedict will visit Glasgow, Scotland in September. One of the highlights of his visit will be a performance, in

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Added: 25 April 2010
Hubble Space Telescope Eyes Galaxy Shaped Like Susan Boyle

Hubble Space Telescope Eyes Galaxy Shaped Like Susan Boyle

Houston, TX-- Astronomers working at the Johnson Space Center spotted a familiar face when they were looking through the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). They spotted a galaxy over 124 million light-years away that looked

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Added: 24 April 2010
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Susan Boyle: Beware They Are Coming

Lothian and Borders Police in Scotland are currently discussing contingency plans following reports from fansites that the Susan Boyle fanatics intend "to walk a lot." Blackburn, West Lothian is now preparing for an invasion of multinational

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Added: 23 April 2010
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Susan Boyle To Appear At The Edinburgh International Festival

Scottish singer, Susan Boyle is set to appear at the world famous Edinburgh International Festival in August. She has turned down the opulence of the Usher Hall to appear, nightly, on stage at the Princes

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Added: 22 April 2010
Susan Boyle Was Not Seen In A Clutch In A New York Coffee Shop

Susan Boyle Was Not Seen In A Clutch In A New York Coffee Shop

Rumours circulating in the US based, gutter, press about the singer Susan Boyle are not true according to her spokesman. It is alleged that Miss Boyle was seen in a close clutch with an unnamed gentleman

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Added: 21 April 2010

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